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Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish
A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
"hello Simon how are you"
"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"
The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!
Girl 1: is that simon?
Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!
Girl 1: such a fckboy
A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.
Do what this cunt says, or else...
I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...
Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal
I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.