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emo-sized

in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist

Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.

by Tman00178 September 2, 2006


it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017


fun-size

A man with a smaller then average age penis. Who is proud if his size. He is less then average use around 4 Inces . Sometimes quoted as having the perfect dick for anal. He is often made fun of or rejected because of his snall size. Fun size is often ment to make fun of a small penis. Offers compared to as a small size snicker bar. Not actually fun just small in size. Usually guys with a small penis are good with oral but not always

My boyfriend has a snaller then average penis . I call it fun-size because it's cute

by Sizeprincess September 8, 2021

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FUN SIZE

A way to describe a small penis. Usually around 4 Inches not tiny but definitely below average

Beth: I finally had sex with with Ron

Debbie: did he have a big dick?

Beth: no he had a little fun size dick

Debbie: I'm sorry ๐Ÿ˜ž

by Size is everything September 20, 2021


Fun-size

A penis that is smaller then average (less then 5 inches) not tiny like a micro-penis but definitely small in size. It can still pleasure a women but not one she will brag about to her friends. A favored size for anal sex because it's never a painful size

My boyfriend has a fun-size dick. It's not big its smaller then average. Compared to a little tiny snicker bar

by Bi-polar bitch September 11, 2021


Fun-size

Something or someone that is smaller/shorter than the regular size/height.

I'm not short. I'm fun-size!

by Deez nuts lmao December 21, 2023


Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020