skin watch

An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.

Did you see Dave pull out the skin watch on Jenny last night? It was hilarious!!

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skin violin

A term used to describe cutting your wrists

that emo kid plays the skin violin, just look at his wrists

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beetle skin

A term used to describe a condom in one of the northern states, more specifically New Hampshire and perhaps a few surrounding states.

"I hate using gas station bathrooms"

"Why?"

"Because I always have to stare at the huge selection of Beetle skins on the wall on top of the urinal"

"I always get the one that glows!"

"You're gross"

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skin clothing

Skin clothing is what brohoes wear.
it represents dirtbiking.

is she wearing skin clothing? shes a brohoe.

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Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.

That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.

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Yellow Skin

An Asian

Nathan: How could you make a fellow Yellow Skin cry?

John: Cause he's a bitch

Nathan: lol

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slappin skin

When partaking in sexual intercourse and the mans testicles slap against thee parters genitalia primarily slapping the clitoris or groin.

Last night we were slappin skin so hard i couldn't walk this morning.

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