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While having sex with a female Doggy-style. You pull out and aggressivly finger her from behind. Usually on lawn, or pool furniture
i got a dislocated finger last night after i gave my girlfriend the D'Amico Slip Jab
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You and your girl are in the shower, and you don't really have much room to move around. So you both sit down facing each other. Her legs go over yours and you're sitting with your genitals next to each other. You take your dick and put it in her pussy. Then you proceed to move your dick with your hand in a jacking off motion in her pussy. Hence the Slip 'N Jack.
Mostly used in the shower, but also possible in a hot tub or a pool where you can't move much. Slip 'N Jack
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when a woman has a nip slip and all the men/woman in the room realize that woman has unnaturally big nipples (as big as a light bulb).
she was dancing and had a nip slip i yelled what a tiny nip slip they look like light bulbs!
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A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.
That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.
Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
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A deeply-face-coloring on-da-job goof dat not only makes your cheeks burn, but could actually be grounds for your boss's giving you da sack.
Da notoriously-bungling fuchsia-colored cartoon-feline seems to always be able to "come back for more" no matter what dumb-a** debacle he clumsily gets himself into, and so presumably he would not be overly concerned about getting a pink slip; as likeable and famous as he is, he could probably soon get another job somewhere else. Besides, we all know dat said valentine-colored puma totally adores dat "soothing 'n romantic" hue, anyway, and so it would probably actually make him happy to receive a document of dat pretty pastel tint.
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A Freudian Slip An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.
Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.
Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."
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Having sex while a woman is on her period.
He doesn't like to have Slip & Slide sex because he doesn't like his shlong covered in blood.
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