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The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.
Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!
The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole
We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.
The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
doing the bare minimum but still succeeding
Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤
What you do at the shrine of their light
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...