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After you ejaculate inside your woman's vagina, she mixes your cum and her lipstick and applies it to her pussy lips and gives you a kiss using her pussy lips in a visible area on your body for everyone to see.
My woman took my cum and mixed it with her lipstick giving me a snatch kisses on my chest.
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1. Verb: Someone who grabs at or actually succeeds in grabbing a girls crotch
2. Noun: An insulting name for a female.
Example 1: Watch out! That guy is a snatch grabber! Every time he's drunk at a party he starts grabbing girls snatches. Talk about a Snatch attack!
Example 2: She lost our reservations! That dirty snatch grabber!
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When a pussy gets so worn out from sex that the meat curtains hang down and look like a nut sack.
"Bro, she's been passed around so much that her snatch sack is almost bigger than my sack."
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Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.
Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.
Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."
The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."
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(noun) 1. (Usually in pornography); an anus pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a vagina), therefore looking like a "snatch" inside of a pair of buttocks. 2. A crabby person; someone who is bitchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, bitchy person who complains a lot.
1. "That guy in the gay porno had a weird-looking snatch-ass because it wasn't shaped like the usual pucker." 2. "That old snatch-ass woman at the nursing home bitched & complained about every little thing." -OR- "You're cracked out snatch-ass needs to go to rehab!" -OR- "My boss is a real snatch-ass. He's never satisfied with anyone's work."
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The burning, irrated condition one develops upon the outer vaginal region when one tans (either outside in the sun, a tanning bed, etc.) naked
"Ow! I just went tanning. Now my junk hurts!"
"Don't you wear a bikini when you tan?"
"Nope I do it naked."
"Ahahahahaha you have a sizzle snatch."
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Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up
Dale: How was your weekend ?
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
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