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Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.
John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.
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A white ball with black spots. The balls are exactly the same. It's football and it's soccer.
Random person 1: I love football!
Random person 2: That's soccer not football!
Rational person: Dude Football=Soccer calm your tits
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One who thinks he is better than everybody at soccer, not knowing that soccer should not be considered a sport. Also a person who gets excited every time he sees a soccer ball in his area.
Person 1-"Dude, I bet you i can kick a soccer ball over them mountains"
Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"
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A new derrogitory term equivilent to the f-bomb
He is such a soccer player
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Car soccer is sexual intercourse in a car missionary or backshots .
“I broke her back during car soccer”
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A stay-at-home middle-class over-parenting mother that suffers from Dunning-Kruger effect in a particular way that affects her outlook on many issues of life. She tends to over-nurture her children, but only in a way that aligns with her strong although often unfounded beliefs and not necessarily reason. A soccer mom professes such beliefs obnoxiously, forcefully and tactlessly to others, often angering the public while feeling vindicated due to her own morally superhuman understanding of the situation.
These moms typically hold such assertions: her child is unquestionably (although not objectively) superior to all other human beings; career women are incompetent in raising children; all laws, precedents and religious dogmas are morally right; her family is entitled to preferential treatments; a Fiat Multipla has non-demonic features, as well as similar outrageous delusions.
Over the years, the soccer mom definition has grown to absorb in itself the groups of mothers who could have previously only been described as Kyoiku Mamas (asian parent, very demanding) and Stage Moms (soccer moms, but more dramatic). Overall, the soccer mom phenomenon is a part of a larger Helicopter Parent one.
There is a modicum of chance that I may be wrong on at least one of the views I have - said or thought no soccer mom ever.
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