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When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!
Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?
Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.
After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.
A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Talking and the Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
When your having sex with anal beads in your partners butt and decide to pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower.
Last night I ended with a spider man transitioned into the blind marlin and spun her around to finished up with a Spanish Halloween. Then she cried. Everyone slept in late.