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When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?
Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.
After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.
A Spanish Wigga is a first or second-generation Hispanic who has limited knowledge of Spanish and their culture and is more socially in tune with Anglo-Saxons and Wiggas. They tend to show more interest in black artists and culture than in their own. To compensate for their lack of connection with their culture, they may try too hard to be Hispanic which can be evidenced by their online posting of Spanish music or food online. Many Hispanic Wiggas also participate in self-deprecating humor, mocking their own lack of knowledge about their culture and people.
Alfredo: Yo Blood, where you at?
Steven: Wassup man, I'm over on Lassen. Let's go smoke this joint real quick, bruh. This shit gonna shmack.
Alfredo: Alright, Blood. Let's head over to Sylmar.
Steven: Bet, bet. Then we can just chill and watch insert Netflix anime here.
Eduardo: Disculpe, ¿puede darnos indicaciones para llegar a Nordhoff?
Steven: (in an American accent) Uh, si, if you just keep direcho down Sepulveda.
Eduardo: ¿No hablas español, hijo ?
Steven: My bad, homie. They never taught me. I'm a Spanish wigga I only like black people and white people culture and do not have any idea why my last name is not american.
David: It's all good, Blood. I've picked up some wigger English from hanging with y'all. So where do I need to go?
Steven: Damn, homie. You should've just said that. You gotta take the whole street of Sepulveda and you'll be there.
When your having sex with anal beads in your partners butt and decide to pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower.
Last night I ended with a spider man transitioned into the blind marlin and spun her around to finished up with a Spanish Halloween. Then she cried. Everyone slept in late.
When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.
Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America
When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music
What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism
ensconsed in zebra-striped velvet with fuzzy ball fringe 'round your hood. salsa music is always jammin'...
OMG - that outfit is sooooo spanish cab! Can I touch it?