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Apart from the fact they are all pretty boys in make up who love the c.ock there are several real reasons why they suck so much:
All of their best selling songs are stolen; everyone knows that Crossroads was originally a Bone Thugs n Harmony tune dedicated to Easy E (real rappers) but Revolution was originally a T-Rex tune, The melody on Stop is stolen from an old Commodore's track and Here 4 Open rips BOTH the piano melody and the RnB lyrics from other songs.
They only made one tune by themselves (Standard Flow when they were 15) Then they were snapped up fast by a record company looking for a 'baby So Solid Crew'. Standard Flow got some play on Radio 1 and made it into the 'Garage' Charts, most people from the underground garage scene hated it, a lot.
Most of the tracks on the album WERE written for them. The songs they wrote entirely by themselves were All about the Music, Standard Flow, Reminisce and Riders.
Lyric from Reminisce: 'Made love? I never done anything of the sort, its such a shame how we cant, we're underage' - Ha ha ha ha ha hah f**king virgins
They never struggled as artists - demo for Standard Flow was made in ten minutes after school as a kinda joke. They are an insult to all hard working real musicians trying to make it out there.
They pretend to be rappers? They get dressed up and sing pop tunes - They came from Highams Park in Chingford, North London - beautiful cottages and countryside, these boys were very well off to start with and have never even seen the street.
Between them they achieved 66 GCSEs, an average of about 7 each. I know IT technicians who got less GCSEs than that. Tom got 4 As and 4 Bs. These kids are geeks.
Their pop music is a lame attempt to cash in on the urban music fad that has engulfed the toe rags and teenie boppers everywhere. I mean for f**k sake have you seen the choreographed dance routines? These littles boys will never be Hip Hop.
I don't have a problem with any little girls who like Blazin Squad as a pop boy band (whatever floats your boat yunno) but that is all they are; a fake phoney record company lackey pop boy band.
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What you scream if your a bitch and scared to fight someone one on one
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Term that the volunteer farm crew of Broken Sidewalk Farm uses amongst each other, and with people on the street as they do reach outs telling people to go forth and help other people, including growing food to give away for free.
Empower the species, SQUAD UP!
Alternative example:
Empower the species, SQUAD THE FUCK UP!
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Geek Squad is the biggest bunch of assclowns under the sun. They think that the are the end-all be-all of anything regarding computers. They think that a week long course in pressing "ctrl+alt+delete" enables them to be elitist losers. Stay away from them at all cost.
My computer was broken, so I sent it to Geek Squad. Now it is a smoldering pile of rubble.
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When panda the leet guy he is. comes up with his AK-47 and shoots the whole counter-terrorist team when there afk.
#firingsquad To SEE THE GREAT FIRING SQUAD HEROS
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The most autistic group in any organization and with no solo wins in fortnite
John: Hey I'm going to join the yurt squad.
Rebecca: have you gotten a victory royale?
John: No
Rebecca: Then it's perfect for you!
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That group of "cool" people who are constantly on their iPhones, Snapping each other from three feet away.
New Girl: Who are those people?
Me: That's the Snapchat Squad.
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