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A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.
When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.
"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "
Really finna see? Its the same as a one night stand but for a week.
VRO I JUST GOT A ONE WEEK STAND
FUCKING NICE KING
Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.
Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!