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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 26, 2015


trisket stomping

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain, making it look like a trisket

I committed a brutal act of trisket stomping last night

by The hiroshima September 1, 2021


flange stomping

To lay ones foot on a big fat hairy muff.

"I heard you flange stomped Mary, poor little lamb."
"I was flange stomping the other day and.."
"Flange stomping is a favourite past-time of mine"

by ThreeFrenchHens November 1, 2011


looyisana swamp stomp

A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.

John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!

by Here_Comes_The_King February 8, 2014


ballarina stomp

serious serious faceplant usually resulting in dizzyness, chronic anxiety. and depressing fact.

muerta.

mmy mommy.

g.o.a.t. of all iron curtains breaking your fall.

aluminium.

intentional faceplant.

break a leg.

fireball whiskey she just did a ballarina stomp.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2021


death stomp

aka breaking someone's windpipe in a very painless way (literally making it shatter into pieces)
usually performing a death stomp will make you seem like a bloodthirsty psychopath to everyone who witnessed it

"Yo, did you get that jackass?"
"Yeah, I got him good, I gave 'em the death stomp"

by banflimflam May 15, 2022


Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.

Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!

by On The X September 19, 2022