Suicide Box

1) In the TV show Futurama, a box similar to a telephone booth where you would enter and decide how you want your suicide to be: Quick and Painless or Slow and Painful. Bender made Suicide boxes before meeting Fry.

2) Nickname for the vehicles used during World War II that would transport soldiers onto beaches for raids. They were given the nickname based on the fact that when the doors opened, the soldiers inside were wide open and exposed to enemy gunfire.

1) Watch the first episode of Futurama
2) Watch the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

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Suicide by Female

Growing tendency of men to become depressed and suicidal due to emotional abuse at hands of female partner.

Suicide by Female happens when a man finds out his wife is cheating on him.

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suicide shake

A drink, usually made at a fast food resturant, that contains a little bit of every soda available on tap.

"What the hell is in that drink?"
"Everything! It's a suicide shake!"

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suicide bomb

When you take a dump on a chicks chest, then proceed to wipe it up with pages of the Koran.

I pulled a suicide bomb on that Ho because she passed out.

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Suicide

The act of taking your own life. Usually contemplated by people who can't/refuse to see the brighter side of life, or kids that think their lives will never get better, even though they are only 15. What most of these people fail to realize is that life doesn't always have to be horrible, and if they sought out the right help, they could have fairly decent lives. But they decide to take the cowards way out and commit suicide. Most of the people contemplating/committing suicide are actually just calling out for attention. Many others commit suicide thinking they are going to "punish" the people that upset them. What these people fail to realize is that when they are dead, they won't be there to see them be "punished". Or any other such nonsense. As they'll be DEAD. This is known as the "you'll be sorry when I'm gone" method.

YOU'LL BE SORRY!" *bang* "The coward actually committed suicide.

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Suicide Blunt

A medium-sized or thin blunt consisting of both Cannabis Sativa (Marijuana) and Salvia Divinorum (Magic Mint, Sally). The first 75% of the blunt smoked is Marijuana, while the last quarter smoked contains pure Salvia (preferably extract). Both ingredients are NOT mixed together for the purpose of getting very stoned to prepare for a much more massive, potent, enhanced, and long-lasting Salvia trip. It is called the Suicide Blunt because it is usually smoked by one person, whom usually after the trip is overwhelmed by the mind-blowing experience.

Synonyms: Suie

Dude, will you watch me 'cause I wanna smoke this suie.
Yo, that shit's crazy, you sure?
Yeah man, I hear it's wicked.
Aright, I'll be the SS

You like that roll job?
Yeah dude, nice - it's a masterpiece! Let's smoke it.
One of us should be sober, it's a suicide blunt, man.
Aw shit! I'll smoke the first half with you if you want.
Nah, I wanna trip balls.

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Political Suicide

Verb
1) to act in such a way (verbal or non-verbal) that causes one, typically a politician, to lose widespread support.

1) When the Senator threw away his medals from the Vietnam war he committed political suicide.
2) If he post the banner and the war continues, he'll commit political suicide.
3) President Piggly Wiggly committed political suicide when he used billions of taxpayers dollars to help the auto industry and then still have the auto industry to fail after the first bankruptcy.

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