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The best kind of shirt to wear during summer.
V-necks are most excellent for summer time as they not only provide style, but also comfortability and coolness as a regular t-shirt can be constricting on hot days.
Damn that guy is rockin' a deep Summer V. Should have worn mine today because its so god damn hot!
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Troys idea of an awesome summer. The exact edfinition remains unknown.
However, some prerequisites include: not shaving, a Kennith Cole suit.
This is going to be a Corvette Summer!
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A dirty summer is when a girl is getting fucked on her period. The man then pulls out and mouth fucks her until her lips are bruised.
Brian: Suhhhh dude! I just gave Tiffany a Dirty Summer. Tim: Righteous!
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The feeling, or lack thereof, you get after school gets out, and you've finished all the things you dreamed about doing in the past months; you wake up about noon one day mid-vacation and you realize you've got nothing on your schedule besides eating and sleeping.
"Jeez, Bobby, I haven't seen you this bored since you caught summer fever in August.."
*Bobby throws a ping-pong ball at his dog*
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the time when there is no school and every night is a party night. no one seems to care what day it is and quite often no one can remember what day it is. the time to drink, smoke, and poke without worries. the end of summer and summer nights come without warning but by that time most have developed summer lungs, so it doesnt really matter...
also a terrible song by Lil Rob
Mike: What's going on tonight?
Me: I don't know but its a summer night, lets get shitty!
Summer nights: live it up, drink it down, laugh it off
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A non-specific date in the summer when you celebrate your "best friend" by giving him or her a gift of a favorite item belonging to you (never something new).
I gave Mark my favorite Led Zeppelin shirt to honor him for Summer daze.
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that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.
Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
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