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sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015


Dick Sweater

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

by Dickuare December 10, 2017


sweater thursday

An international day of the week known as “sweater thursday” where people from all races and backgrounds wear sweaters.

Origin: Hickory Ridge High School
Creator: Banks Maynard

Jim: What’s tomorrow?
Banks: Jim, tomorrow is sweater thursday!

by banksmaynard October 12, 2017


Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.

Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.

by davidmai April 2, 2015


Drop the sweater

When Fenty drops a red sweater to the floor on a discord call while his friends are recording, exposing his clenched & rat-nest hemorrhoid-infected buttocks. After falling out with them, the photo is then used as a way to low-blow Fenty whenever he is in an argument.

"Fenty, don't play with me before I make you drop the sweater 6 feet under, so it can be a memory for your dead great-grandmother (I mean father) who got shot up in New York City while suckin' dick in the back seat in 1985, thinking she was Electra from the show Pose."

by janelleshanae November 2, 2022


Sweater Girl

It's a girl who wears a sweater from the first day of school through their last day of school for the rest of the school days and never takes it off ever to show the people her short sleeve.

Boy: Your a sweater girl.
Girl: *Gets annoyed*
*Few months later*
Boy: Your still sweater girl. Hahahaha.
Girl: Stop. *Gets annoyed*

by Sweater Girl November 10, 2019


sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017