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an alternative for one or more of the following:
1) Literally kiss me. I don’t think I've seen anyone as attractive as you before
2) I think the music you listen to is cool!
Example of usage 1:
Me: Hey what music do you listen to?
My crush: Oh you know, Clairo, Mitski, The Neighborhood, The 1975. Artists like that
Me: I like your music taste :))
Example of usage 2:
My friend: Yeah I just started listening to this new band. It’s really cool!
Me: Dude I like your music taste!
taste like Jensen Ackles.
Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.
To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus
There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.
The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.
"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."
"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"
*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"
That moment when you're eating something that you usually like and suddenly don't get any taste sensation from it.
"Oh man, I just went taste dead. My (x and y) is bland now."
The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.
"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."
When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."