Brass Taxes

Having sex aka getting pussy

"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."

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council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

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Black tax

A bill passed by Joe Biden on black history month for those who are not black to give a black person a 1 a day throughout black history month.

Where’s my black tax at I’m black you owe me

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Tax man

The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore

Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling

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Leo tax

Hourly taxes put in place to finance the boardroom of The Leo.

If I don't pay my Leo tax, I'll get fired.

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tax-an-bong

Any asian's version of of their weed bong.

YuYu got lit with his beautifully crafted tax-an-bong.

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Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

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