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An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
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1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
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The worst fucking thing known to anyone in Fairfax County. They make you cry and stress you when it’s the teachers grade, but if you’re in eighth grade they go on your high school transcript
Today I took my algebra sol test, and I wanted to cry
A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.
"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"
That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.
Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.
“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”
A long boring exam on a piece of paper that no one wants to take.
Yo, I don't want to take this Written Test right now.