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Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.
I just got assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time!
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what comes with the ever great power of being a superhero.
the grandfather in the spiderman movies seems to love to say it a few hundred times.
Grandpa: with great power comes great responsibility
spiderman: ya ya you said that in the last movie, don't you have anything new to say
Grandpa: umm...with great power comes great respon-
spiderman: GREAT RESPONSIBILITY YA I GET IT, WHAT ARE YOU MY MOTHER. you know what i am gonna go join up with the green goblin what do you think of that huh!
Grandpa: with great power comes great responsibility
spiderman: *kills his dead grandfather making him double dead*
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Land of crappy weather and ugly white fops who fancy themselves hard.
Lord Yogurtooth and his plebians were told to f-off back to Great Britain twice, 1776 & 1812.
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Just give me the word and I will drop the Great Gatsby on that fool.
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*In World History*
Girl 1: Omg, he has a boner!
Girl 2 : Oh god I can see it.
Girl 1: It's like Alexander the Great, dominating the classroom.
Both: Damn.
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Less than best friends. When you feel as if you're very close to someone as best friends and they downgrade you to "great friends"
Klaudia& Eva: "we're so close!"
Conor: " yes. Like more than friends. Almost like great friends!"
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While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.
She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.
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