How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

Much Applause

A slang way of saying thank you or showing appreciation typically in a bigger, busier environment.

“Can everyone move back a couple steps for this woman in the wheelchair please” - Security at airport
‘Everyone moves back’
“Much applause, much applause” - Security at airport

Poured too much wooter In the oots

A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'

I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!

Silky your doing too much

The word "Silky your doing too much" can be used in absolutely any situation. It was created by the tiktok community and FaZe Clan then took that and made it a meme. You can use this word and is doesn't have to make sense you can just say it when ever.

KenCarson; " Yoo max wanna go play some basketball
Max; " silky your doing too muchhhh😩😩😩😩😩

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Muchness

Over enthusiastic, you like someone alot.

I like you to much of muchness.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH