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My friend got some ocean crabs, we're going to go swimming for hours.
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When Fingering a girl, a 'Crab' would be to insert 2 fingers into the vagina and use the thumb on the clit. Yet the 'Bad Crab' would be to insert two fingers into the vagina and the thumb into the anus.
" I bad crabbed a girl last, left shit on the thumb though"
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When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.
Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!
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When a female squeezes and twists a man's balls till they turn dark blue. Then the male prepares for intercourse by clamping his hands like a crab.
"I was in the mood for sushi, so Sarah gave me a Blue Crab."
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A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.
Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."
Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."
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The female equivalent of tea bagging. Also described as face-squatting. The act of putting ones vagina onto another's body parts, with or without their knowledge.
Dude, I passed out at this party, when I woke up, this chunker was Crab-Potting my thigh. Damn, she hit you with a Crab-Pot
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