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Donkey Pox

The disease that is destroying America. The disease causes people to want a country without borders, protection for the criminals, exploit victims. If you have Donkey Pox you believe you should be paid for not working. It has a tendency to kill almost all of one's brain cells then causing poor decision making ability.

The pandemic of Donkey Pox spreading from California to the rest of the country enabled Joe Biden to become President.

by RVJ forever August 22, 2022

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Donkey Party

A party where everyone gets a piece of ASS!

Richard through a bitchin donkey party with hot hoes last night!

by The RichBritishMexican January 17, 2012

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Donkey Tube

A tube Made of Donkeys that broadcasts porn 24 hours a day.
www.Donkeytube.com

Hey that Englishman is staring into a donkey tube

by Patches O'Houlohan December 4, 2007

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C-Donkey

This word is used by men to describe a woman who is all of the following: fat, ugly, and nappy. This insult is most commonly used in a club after being approached by one or when trying to help others avoid them.

Pat, watch out...that C-Donkey has her eyes on you!

by Jester November 24, 2004

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swamp donkey

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.

"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

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donkey punch

A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract.

Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!

by Sheck February 26, 2005

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donkey punch

For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:

Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.

First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.

Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.

Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.

In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.

In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.

by Bill Peters September 23, 2006

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