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A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.
I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.
A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.
Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...
My mather cooks food in the kitchen
My mather cooks food in the kitchen
A knife.
Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.
A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!
Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!
*mom walks in and starts cooking*
Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*