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1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.
I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.
I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.
A person who sucks at being sneaky and constantly cheats in every single competition.
Micheal: Dude, why are you running when we didn't start the timer yet. That's cheating!
Josh: I'm not cheating!
Jake: You're right, he's a russian hacking
some kind of russian flavored ice cube
russian ice ice baby.
when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
hey can i Russian pretzel you tonight yes bring the salt
Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.
Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.
Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.
Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.
When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .
It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .