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A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.
The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.
The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"
When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.
Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.
Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.
Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!
Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!
The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.
If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
The act of making it rain $1 bills (George Washington being the president on that bill for those who never noticed) on a nude or semi-nude person in large quantities.
Worker 1: "how is your night goin?"
Worker 2: "better now that i got a few Washington Gangbangs."
When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
A small town in NJ where everything sucks but nobody gives a fuck. A magical land where the cops are the embodiment of police stereotypes, eating donuts by day and arresting the innocent by night meanwhile little juvenile fuckboys get to ruin the streets by blasting rap snortin' crack, mumbling on and on with their ghetto-grammar. Here in Washington Borough you live under the protection of the reverse batmen and the only way to not be locked up is if you commit crime. It is unbelievable how many times if witnessed the most goofy shoplifting sprees and still continue to see those people march into cvs, or how I always see teenagers puffing vapes outside the local youth center
"Oh boy, gotta love Washington Borough!! Sure can't wait to have the entire PD up my ass because I'm not a criminal!!"
The act of filling a waterslide with piss and cum and diving head first into it. It is fully enjoyed when you do it with multiple people and have sex in it afterwards.
"Did you hear about Jame's Washington Waterslide at his house last Friday? everyone contributed to fill it up!"
"Wow talk about a group effort!"
"I wish I went but I was too busy enjoying my girlfriend's Mississippi Birdbath."
Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.
Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?