acid bath

something you wish to give to a person/thing that you really hate

generally a horribly painful way of killing someone

the term is also perfect for death metal lyrics

"if that bastard comes near her again i'm gonna stick his head in an acid bath"

"This Next Song...Is Called...ACID BATH HOMICIDE!!"

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Japanese Bath

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

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forest bathing

A fancier term for skinny dipping

Every morning Steve goes down to the local lake for some forest bathing. He says it connects him to nature when really it is because he’s a prick.

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Russian Bath

When a girl has her period on your hand while you finger her

Hey tom why is your hand all bloody?' 'Oh i just got a Russian Bath from Michelle

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Bird Bath

When you shove your knee into a woman's vagina and no less then 3 people pee into her anus.

Wow Your mom sure loves bird baths.

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taking a bath

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason

“I’m taking a bath”
“You good man? what’s wrong?”

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Bubble Bath

A tough situation. Being in a tight spot.

We seem to be in a bubble bath... If'n we don't get out soon, we might end up wet and clean. And boss ain't gonna 'preciate that.

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