land boat

any thing that can float on land that you put stuff in

:>Hey little klye use a land boat for that
:>I KNOW RIGHT

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Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.

What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT

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boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.

When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.

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Bitch Boat

when a group of friends is talking about about a certain subject and a person doesn't know enough about the subject, or is completely out of the loop to what the group is talking about, said person is on the bitch boat.

Person 1: Hey, did you guys buy that new Kendrick Lamar CD??
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!

Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..

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full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

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boat feeler

a squid type creature usually 100 feet long with 50 foot tentacles numbering about 200. they go up to boats and feel the hulls

in 1989 a 98 foot boat feeler was caught off the coast of long island

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boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

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