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Whore: man, I caught the love bug.
Doctor: that's what you get when you sleep around.
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a person that begs alot. They usually are cool so u let them in ur clique but u hate to be around them cuz they snakes they lie, sometimes are lame and they beg alot.
Jessica is my best friend but she a hum bug. I cant never have shit around her.
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What friends(mostly girls) call a fellow friend who returns the next morning after presumably having intercourse either with a stranger, a fuck buddy(someone who is not your bf/gf & yet you still have sex with them on a regular basis), an acquaintance, or someone you hook up with on occasion but not frequently enough for them to qualify as your fuck buddy.
Good Morning fuck bug.
Where did you end up last night fuck bug?
What did you end up doing last night fuck bug? (usually said with sarcasm & with the answer already known)
Liz is the usual fuck bug of the group.
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A horrid big brown beetle that comes out in mid may in europe and the UK. their real name is a cockchafer, maybug is a nick name, also some northern england nicknames are billy witch and wang beetle.
they are attracted to light like all other flying things they are big about size of a 2 pound coin 10p coin, 3cm, brown shell with a sort of tail the shape of a stinger.
They slam into windows to get their next hit on their drug, light, scary for girls but cant do anyway just a badass beetle. make a weird low tone buzz when they fly.
there are rumours that they like landing in hair get tangled up and layeggs, but these rumours are not proven, so no need to panic.
how to counter them? well turn light off and shut window or because its hot turn light of and draw curtains.
also dogs eat them. there are becoming extict but there are peak times where there high numbers of maybugs every 30 years or so.
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girl: ARH MAYBUG!
guy: i will get the bb gun...
2# may bug hunter equipment: powerful bb gun and dog.
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Insect repellant, used to keep mosquitos and other insects away and from biting you.
I'm getting eaten alive by these mosquitos , pass me some bug juice.
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Verb: Bugs Bunnying, Bugs Bunnied, Bugs Bunny.
A hetero-sexual act in which the man has sexual intercourse with his partner in the doggy style position and at the point of climax inserts a carrot into the lady's corn hole.
I had sex with the wife last night, but I had a few to drink so I thought it'd be funny if I recorded myself Bugs Bunnying her. Needless to say, she didn't see the funny side.
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When you call in sick, but you are not really sick. You are just sick of work!!! It's when you need a day off (badly) to recover, and get yourself ready for the daily grind (again).
Hello Boss? I'm sick. Do I have the Flu bug? No..... I've got the work bug. I've got it really bad- full on hives and sh*t. I'll be back tomorrow.
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