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Hosico Cat

The cutest and and fluffiest cat on YouTube.

Person 1: Hosico Cat is the cutest cat on YouTube

Person 2: Yeah, but he is pretty fat

Person1: That’s not fat it’s fluff. Watch the video where he takes a bath and you’ll see all his fluff disappear

by Pizza Time Parker January 16, 2021

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Shrodingers Cat

An experiment devised on 1935 where a cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.

Until the box is opened, an observer doesn't know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat's fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be "living and dead ... in equal parts" until it is observed.

According to Shrodingers Cat, we can never know whether a Christmas present contains a game or movie CD until you open it.

by Max Larc September 14, 2019


Doja cat

A singer and rapper who became famous over her song moooo

"Mooooo"
"Doja cat"

by HattieMale July 27, 2020

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cat wrangler

A man who owns more than two cats.

His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.

Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.

"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."

by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012

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Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

by Memequeen21 September 5, 2023


Cat Meme

The god of all memes

Boi u seen any of dem good cat memes lately?

by OnionCat December 13, 2018

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Black Cat

A person who does not fit in to any group. The strong silent type, always observing and analyzing situations before getting involved. May have a lot to say but does not say it. Often settles problems alone and is more than capable of it. For the few who get to know him/her a close and loyal friend they will find. A black cat is a nomad, forever roaming the world. A black cat may seem shy to some but make no mistake, he/she is merely bored and is thinking of greater things. Black cats are not judgemental and are easy to confide in. A beloved friend, though not always around. They may not understand your affection toward them, but will always return friendship. A black cat is extremely good at figuring people out, as a result black cats fall in love easy after accepting all your faults and your trust. They can fall for more than one person resulting in bad luck. When a black cat is your lover only death can keep you apart, but not for long. The person you want to cross paths with, The perfect lover and loyal best friend, a black cat roaming.

Woman| That man is perfect!!! And awesome in the bedroom!!!! I'm going to marry him. Where did he go?
Man: He left town...
Woman:WHERE?! WHY?!?
Man:He's just a black cat roaming now....

by Pumpkin Eater #13 Black Cat August 23, 2014

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