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The shameful 45th president, whose narcissism and delusional thinking has led to countless American deaths from COVID and the shameful insurrection of January 6, 2020. Intelligent leaders and informed/concerned citizens cry out for his impeachment and resignation, but Republicans (ironically represented by the party symbol of AN ELEPHANT) continue to ignore, preferring the narcissistic personality disorder technique of “hoovering” to protect themselves and attempt to dupe constituents and get back into their good graces.
It’s a shame that social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook are more proactive in dealing with the elephant in the room than our elected leaders, who are instead choosing to distance themselves from Trump rather than hold him accountable for his actions.
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An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.
Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.
Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.
Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
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When you cum on a beer bottle and stick it up a girls ass.
I had an awsome night last night, i gave Melissa a White Elephant
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To take satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.
He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes to kiss the elephant.
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- a stack of pancakes with an elephant nose and tail on it
- the best fucking pancakes in the world
- an uber word that when said may make you explode
- an ancient Antarctican recipe using monkey paws to mix together a batter of delicious Chinese gunpowder, cock, Indian beef, Jewish kosher, shit, fingers from the worlds endangered species, swimming foxes, fuck, Emily Dickinson, leaves from leafless trees, bark from barkless dogs, food from the hungry, drink from the thirsty, power from the devil and evil from God, the virginity of Britney Spears, and life from the lifeless planet of Mars that is then cooked on the belly of a sexy caterpillar that just went through puberty on top of the hottest fire on the coldess ice berg and then beatin' into large replicas of the Statue of David by Chuck Norris' third fist and then eaten and digested by Bill Clinton and then crapped out and ready to be served.
- "Damn, Bill Clinton's crap is good! Taste just like elephant pancakes."
- "Psst...Noah say this word I just wrote down." "...elephant pancakes?!?..." KA-BOOM! "Your such an ass Patt..."
- "Dude I just had some elephant pancakes and now all I want to do is fuck you man...get some guy on guy action here!"
- "...How come elephant pancakes aren't even made with elephants...or have anything to do with pancakes for that matter? And why the hell is gunpowder delicious?!?! ...Britney Spears, really?... And how do you get food and drink from those who don't have it in the first place...or life from lifelessness? And since when is fuck an object?!?!?! Dude...Ancient Antarcticans were FUCKING RETARTDS!!!"
- "Where do I find a sexy caterpillar for my elephant pancakes?"
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The biggest size of tampon one can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.
Aww, why'd you buy those elphant tampons again?
Those elephant tampons hurt like bitch to pull out.
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A mystery drug (of unknown nature and effect) given by one person to another, the former often using the latter as a guinea pig to test the drug's effects.
Especially refers to this scenario when the drug's post-ingestion effect is particularly debilitating, such as that of horse or elephant tranquilizer.
Someone gave her a white elephant, and now she's in the bathroom vomiting.
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