Said to hitchhikers: literally meaning pay for gasoline or give a sexual favour.
Baby, gas or ass. Pick one, or get out.
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A situation where two or more people get involved in some sort of confrontation that becomes enjoyable to watch by a bystander. The bystander(s) must be completely removed from the situation in order for it to be a true stone gas.
Man, remember those two guys that got into an argument at Walmart last night? Man, that was a stone gas!
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The event in which one is enjoying a hot shower alone (or more preferrably with company) and passes gas resulting in the amplification of the atrocious (yet now awe-inspiring) odor released, thus creating the "gas chamber."
"I was fucking my girl in the shower when I farted and it smelled so bad I thought I was in a gas chamber. She seemed to lose interest in me after that... "
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works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.
Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.
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Lowest rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she'll bang anyone for Gas Money. One usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. Also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the crap out of one's "so-called" friends for allowing this bullshit to happen. Poor guy.
"Why didn't we stop Spoons from banging that Gas money last night? We better stay out of his way for a while, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up, IF he wakes up. Poor guy......"
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a place with NOTHING to do but sit in pastures and watch chicken trucks pass by. oh, and visit the ONE movie theater.
Man, i'm glad i don't live in Gainesville GA cause i got sick of stepping in cow shit all the time.
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