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A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic
Are you Ass-Joking yourself?
she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.
but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.
Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.
The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”
The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
A joke that only two or more people will understand. It's meant to stay within the group, hence the name "inside joke." Inside jokes are usually made out of random situations and come about on accident. Friends could have entire conversations about just one inside joke. These kinds of jokes are also so much fun to joke about! Inside jokes really bring you and your friends closer together and let you be more comfortable with them and other people
(the example below is actually based off of something that actually happened in Spanish class with me and my friend)
Spanish teacher: Alright class, turn to page 136 in your textbooks. These are verbs with irregular yo forms. Repeat after me. "Hago"
Class: "Hago"
Spanish teacher: "Salgo"
Class: "Slago"
Spanish teacher: "Traigo"
Class: "Traigo"
Spanish teacher: "Pongo"
Class: "Pongo"
Me: (Smiles and tries to hold back laughs as I look across the room at my friend who is also smiling)
Friend: (Mouths this) Pongo the penguin
Me: (Starts to giggle)
Person sitting next to me: What's so funny?
Me: It's an inside joke! Sorry lol
Person sitting next to me: Ok then...
A joke with your best friend that you can laugh about for ages. Other people never get it when you explain it to them.
She is my best pigeon cheebie.
what?
That's an inside joke
When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.
Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."
or
Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)
A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.
So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.