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When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.
"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.
Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”
Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”
Kissing a girl or guy; making out
Guy: She’s not even gonna blow you, bro!
Guy 2: I don’t even care, I’m just tryin to get some lip rips!
(v) 1. To do something enthusiastically, or successfully. Often used as an exclamation.
2. To do something very well or epically
3. To drive like a man. In other words, drive fast, weave, and get to your destination fast while avoiding a crash or ticket.
1. "You guys ready to go?"
"Yeah, lets rip titz!"
2. "How did you do on that test?"
"I ripped titz!"
3. "We just hit 98!"
"Rippin Titz!"
Sitting down with a gallon of milk and suckin some down
I gonna start jay ripping when I get home from work
The disc you ripped all them tunes from
dude 1: yo i got all these ripped discs at my house that i no long need cuz all my tunes are on my computer you want em?
dude 2: aww sure dude thanks