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A resident of the beautiful Southern Californian town of Santa Barbara. Santa Brutans are like the general layed back stoner that is found in 90% of Santa Barbara, but they are the athletes/ fighters/ go getters/ entrepreneurs of the city that might leave for years at a time, but come back with medals, honors, conquerings, ownerships, degrees from other places and people that have been sub par to them. But they will still offer to smoke with you no matter what.
The Santa Brutans have certian areas that have different names that have changed throughout the generations.
The Mesa: Mesa Rats
Monticito: Cito Rats
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Santa Brutan: "Veni, vidi, vici"
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1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.
2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"
-Everyone has a benign laugh-
Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."
Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"
Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
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A city where your guarenteed 2 get in a fight or a big ass brawl ive lived here for 2 years and ive been in ALOT of fites
I wanna get in a fight do you know where i could go?
Yeah just go to santa rosa
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when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.
"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."
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Beautiful city located 45 minutes north of San Francisco, nestled in the groin of the wine country. No extremes? Bullshit. triple digit heat in the summer, with evenings covered in fog. winter and fall very rainy.
90% caucasian. many white trash folks with pit bull mutts and no fear t-shirts. mullet hunting isn't even funny anymore here, there are so many. "Rob" sounds like a prime candidate for "fites".
popular question of "what is there to do here?" and popular answer of "drink" is complete bullshit. if you find the need to entertain yourself via alcohol or drugs, you're most likely extremely boring.
I really like Santa Rosa.
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The Dipshit who Killed all the guys at the Alamo. Mexican Leader who was defeated by Samuel Housten and a bunch of Cowboys. AlamoSan Antonio
Boy, we kicked old Santa Ana's ass!
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The blue santa is the person you end up shamelessly flirting/making an ass of yourself with, typically because they're the only one in a blue santa suit at Santarchy/Santacon/Cheap Suit Santas/etc.
After five shots of tequila, I ended up saying embarassing things to this blue santa at the bar last night.
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