when someone does something so stupid and then ask why?
Lee: "why did I just throw my cell phone away?"
Brigette: "cause ur smart."
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the teachers who think they know something but they dont. and the teachers who think its okay to call a student "self-centered" or immature. well teachers, most of the time YOU are the one being immature and self-centered. teaching is not about being hateful towards your students. if you are going to do that please find a different job
Teacher: "you are so self-centered"
Student: "i dont appreciate being called that"
teacher: "dont tell me how to do my job"
student: (thinks in their head, "youre such a smart-alick teacher.....why do you even teach again?")
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Smart whip is a car insurance policy for new young drivers
New Young Driver: Wow I am sure glad I have Smart whip otherwise I would have lost lots of money
New Young Driver friend: why do you sound like an advert??
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A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".
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Someone who seriosuly fucked up thier definition of urban dictionary.
smart-ass-slacer is a total ass.
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A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.
Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"
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A code work for a team in a game or just in general. Usually used in a game where teaming is either frowned upon or not allowed.
We were playing an FPS the other night where you're not allowed to team ,but we really wanted to play together and have a great time. We called anyone and everyone who wanted to organize a "smart get-together" because there was an admin on.
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