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Ryan Spears

A bitch.

Ryan Spears

by The Ryan Spears December 9, 2022


Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024


spear hunting

Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting

Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.

by Still.Eric February 20, 2017


Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008


Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 13, 2020


Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020


virtue speared

The action of humiliating, embarrassing, and otherwise making an individual feel small, with the use of facts, science, logic, and all other undeniable laws, anyone who virtue signals.

the woke fucktard was virtue speared in front of is own people after spouting ignorant nonesense.

by Monkey spear! April 9, 2021