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A group of people who are ineffectual at their job because they are not paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing
The outfielders didn't catch the pop fly because they were standing around having a tea party.
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A sweet drink said to extend the average human's life by 10-15 years.
Because Graham has a massive addiction to McDonalds sweet tea, he will live 10-15 years longer than Katie who only drinks Unsweet tea.
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V. The female equivalent of the tea bag, where a person's nose is covered by a woman's labia majora.
Hey check out the nose on that guy. I'd like to tea cozy him.
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A dated term refering to one's female spouse or sometimes one's mother. Depending on usage can be an insult or a term of endearment
Hey guys, I want to go to the strip club with you guys and all, but my tea lady says she is going to change the locks on the house if I go out tonight.
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1) The person on the recieving end of a Tea Bagging.
2) Opposite of a tea bagger
When someone is being tea bagged it means that another person is putting their balls in that persons mouth. The person committing the bagging is then known as the Tea bagger and the person recieving the bagging is known as the tea baggie.
"So, I told Melissa last night that I wanted to make her my tea baggie...but you know...she didn't want my balls on her face"
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( ΛtΔ\-ky-dΙ; translation: "debase") is a American semi-militant semi-Christian mostly nutty organization founded by David H. Koch, and drug addict Glenn Beck at some point after President Barack Obama's election of 2008, and some say even earlier. It operates as a network comprising groups of racist, crazy militants and a radical Christian movement calling for American religious state with strict interpretation of Christian law or the Wild Wild West. It has been designated as a terrorist organization by real Americans and most in other countries.
Tea-Qaeda has attacked civilian that believe in true freedom and equality for all and government targets in various states, including the latest attack by Ted Cruz with the government shutdown which has cost Americans $24 billion, blocking marriage equality at every opportunity and working to block healthcare for poorer Americans. The U.S. government responded to the attacks by launching Obamacare. With the outing of key leaders and bank rollers, real Americans have started to see Tea-Qaeda for what it is, racist, homophobic, dumb poor folks who watch to much TV and donβt know or care how to fact check something. Tea-Qaeda's operations have devolved from a manufactured group by drug addict Glenn Beck, (bank rolled by rich old white folks that could give a rats butt about those in the spewing there vomit) to something more akin to monkeys flinging poo at a window.
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When annoying girls "spill" drama
They usually say "imma spill some tea" as reetering to "I'm going to tell you some drama"
Girl 1: hey gurl let me spill some hot tea
Girl 2: Yas gurrll
Girl 1: The tea is especially hot today!
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