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When the elevator you're riding in drops, unintentionally.
How was the elevator ride?
Bro, I just got Tower Of Terror-ed
Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r
noun
Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.
History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.
Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...
A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.
There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.
When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.
Similar to Rustle My Jimmies
That asshole at work really jumbles my tower
I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now
You're really jumbling my tower
My jimmies are jumbled
Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.
Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!
an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis
all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower
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