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The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!
Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass
Me: yea the oone from art class
Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.
Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)
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Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.
Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.
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Just the coolest kid youll probably ever know if you get the majestic chance of meeting such and amzing person
Dude: bro do you know Zach Fucking Herrera
Bro: Hellz yea i do dat kidz the shit!!!!
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a stan group who’s stan is a 26 year old virgin man that interviews music artists on his youtube channel called “the zach sang show”. zach sang stans are very funny people that praise zach for everything he does. they create inside jokes about him and always make sure they’re up to date with him. the blueprint is the “zach sang fan club” twitter group chat which consists of zach stans that love him.
twitter moot: help, what group chat are you guys talking about in this tweet?
zach sang fan club gc member: oh our group chat called zach sang fan club. we’re a bunch of zach sang stans.
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The day where Rocket League is seen as the next big thing and everybody loves it. They like the color blue and enjoy playing baseball and crushing pizza rolls.
Yooo, what kinda plans you got going on National Zach Day?
Probably play some baseball or rocket league in my favorite blue shirt and eat some pizza rolls after.
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it's when a kid has a little dick and it's like very tiny like a tic tac
Hey dude you have a tic tac zach, go get a real Dick not a fake mini sausage
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The mega-hot lead singer of Rage Against the Machine.
"Yo, I went to a Rage concert last night and I don't think I'm straight anymore. Zach De La Rocha got me curvin all over the place, no cap"