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Dragon Time

Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.

It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.

or

A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.

by TooMuchLean January 30, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


what time it is

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.

That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!

by gonzobrains March 27, 2016

33๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

by WAlexM May 28, 2007

303๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Facebook Time

The time used to Facebook stalk a person, generally a romantic interest, after a first meeting.

Speaker 1: Yo, I saw you got that girl's number last night. Does she have any hot friends?

Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!

Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!

by Peaceful Souls December 9, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

by jimbob November 16, 2002

65๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tickle time

the "time" when your grandma chases you around the house and screams tickletime. then finally catches your sorry ass, then pinning you down and tickling the shit out of you.

Grandma: hey jimmy you know what time it is?
Jimmy: what?
Grandma: Tickle time
Jimmy: FUCK!

by roflcopteringloser February 5, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž