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(verb) to have a polite conversation with someone who is trying very hard to socialize with you
when a person with asperger's syndrome tries to talk to you about his interests, you will most likely give the third ear
when a woman is afraid to be a bitch, she will give a guy the third ear
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action of creeping over someone else's shoulder
my "friend" was third person creeping when i was looking at my sisters fb page.
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A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.
Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!
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Only one rule to being the third wheel and it must be followed to a dime.
1.) You dont speak, unless you have something funny to say. After saying it laugh and then go back to silence
Also: walk ahead, behinde or off to the side never with the couple
Congrats you lonley loser you now know how the tird wheel code works
That was awkward-dude 1
Well next time follow the third wheel code, bro
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Term used by ignorent student men thinking that this is the last week to pull a girl before she has her period.
The student president replied quickly to the complaint from the women's representative that the tampon machine was out of order "what does it matter, it's only the third week of term?".
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Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.
Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.
Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?
Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!
Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!
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