sleeve cheese

Fat, lumpy, cellulite-ridden arms.

Look at the sleeve cheese on that fatso!

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Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

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canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

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Biggie Cheese

A rapper from the movie Barnyard that has become a meme from a furry roleplay where they invite over Biggie Cheese, and he walks in and says hey, and proceeds to have a 3some with them

*Bigge Cheese Walks In*
"Hey I'm Biggie Cheese"

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Magic Cheese

Noun

1. A type of cheese with magical properties off the scale of mankind, and unable to be comprehended by the meager percentage of our brain that we use. Often resembles Swiss, only in the color of cheddar.
2. The answer to all your lunch, dinner, and snack-time problems.
3. The subject of a question you use in order to answer another question.

1. "I survived a shotgun blast to the head. I think it was the doing of Magic Cheese."
2. "Time for a Magic Cheese sandwich."
3. "Let me answer that question with another question; do you believe in Magic Cheese?"

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todoroni and cheese

an actual fucking nightmare

ururaka: whatcha eating there, deku?
midoriya: todoroni and cheese
ururaka: whats that?
deku: dont fucking ask

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Boob Cheese

The skin, sweat, and biological matterial that accumulates underneath large, unclean breasts

"Paul was having a good time playing with Brittany's tits until he discovered flakes of boob cheese underneath her breasts."

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