A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.
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Batman is exactly who he says he is. You just dont listen.
Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry
“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”
a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.
"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"
A guy that will start a fight in the middle of a club.
Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.