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A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
You earned your man card back, well done! You've lost your right to your man card, give it up!
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term used to describe a very attractive, under-aged person with which one would have sex.
Roommate 1: "Would you tap this chick?"
Roommate 2: "Yeah bro, duh."
Roommate 1: "Hold on, let me reach in my pocket and pull out a TRAP CARD!"
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Band formed by former Fall Out Boy bass player Pete Wentz. He announced this band via his blog June 2010. Band members are Pete Wentz, Bebe Rexha, Nate Patterson and Spencer Peterson. They're signed to DecayDance Records, Pete's own record label.
Random person: 'Have you heard Pete Wentz's new band, Black Cards?'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'Yes, but FOB was waaaay better.'
Random person: 'I think you can't compare this music to Fall Out Boy. It's quite different.'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'You're right. I like it, the songs are kinda catchy.'
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A fucking overpriced piece of shit that "totally doesn't doesn't help your computer at all."
You should totally try running Skyrim at ultra settings and 4k with onboard graphics, because graphics cards are for losers.
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Having a weed session with 2 or more people.
Hey man, lets go play cards.
Last night we were playing some cards.
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A figurative allowance to say the word "nigger" or "nigga." Some people think they have it, but they don't.
Who gave DJ Khaled the black card? Oh, that's right he doesn't have one!
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Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.
1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.