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haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 25, 2017


arsehole on toast

usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.

arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.

by nipstock December 22, 2009


Tiggity Toasted

Tiggity Toasted is a phrase used to describe a finished bowl of marijuana, AKA a cashed bowl. When the bowl has been completely finished, a participant will often announce this.

"Hey Adam, is there anything left in the bong?"

"Nah man, it's tiggity toasted!"





"Don't even try for a hit man, that thing is tiggity toasted."

by Aliza Fo Sho March 27, 2009


Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

by Hot Dog Goblin August 06, 2021


Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.

I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight

by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020


Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 07, 2015


toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022