Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer
Hans made french toast yesterday
n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.
'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'
when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland
yo that broad toasted blowsted
Tiggity Toasted is a phrase used to describe a finished bowl of marijuana, AKA a cashed bowl. When the bowl has been completely finished, a participant will often announce this.
"Hey Adam, is there anything left in the bong?"
"Nah man, it's tiggity toasted!"
"Don't even try for a hit man, that thing is tiggity toasted."