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A reprobate (Typically a male inbred from Iowa) who has the inability to keep their tongue in their mouth. If their picture is ever taken, you can rest assured that their tongue will be sticking out no matter what.
We laughed at Tongue Guy in a picture, and were then informed that it was in fact someone’s stepdad.
Like clutch foot but with your tongue after you've went down on a lass.
God my tounge is sore, I've got clunge tongue from last night.
Rust tongue is someone who sucks up to people for their own benefit.Pretty much the same as a brown tongue.
I notice old mate is sucking up to Wesley again.I know Ozza likes being a rust tongue.
When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:
as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".
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A person who is subservient in the relationship based purely on sexual intercourse. They will do anything if it means getting more sex.
Similar to: Under the thumb.
Tony: "Where is Alex?"
Matt: "He's not out tonight. He's totally under the tongue by his new girlfriend"
Tony: "Too busy having sex to come hang with the guys!"
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Bill: You pound Barbara last night George?
George: Dude, nah! She only let me go fork tongue. I feel used.
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A term used by the local bogans of Adelaide to describe food which causes discomfort due to its hot or spicy nature. The word hot tongue results from the affected individuals inability to articulate the sentence, 'This food is too hot for my tongue.', thus they remove all but the 5th and 8th words. Now there is some conjecture over whether this is as a result of the spicy food inhibiting the person from articulating things accurately, or whether they're just retarded. The latter has gained more and more support recently, after examining the pronunciation of the word. When exclaimed, the phrase should sound almost like a goose were honking the word.
Tamra Karolewicz jumped up from the table shrieking "HOT TONGUE! HOT TONGUE, HOOOOOOT TONGUE!", much to the confusion of her friends. Running to the kitchen she drank from the tap in order to satiate the burn. As she turned back to the table she was me with her friend's stares, their faces ranging from incredulous to embarrassed for knowing her. One thing's for sure, they would never allow her to eat spicy food in public.
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