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I went to the dentist and the tooth nurse checked and cleaned my teeth
Summer her teeth are in her mouth a summer in her pocket
Her name is Sally,it should be summer tooth
Why?
Because summer teeth are in her mouth and summer are in her pocket
A woman over the age of 60 who hunts men 25 plus years younger men. Woman got game!!
My cousin went out and had a saber-toothed tigress or 4 trying to undress him at the bar. Nipples were out.
Similar to night water, water you drink straight from the tap after brushing your teeth, and it tastes like the freshest mountain spring, and like god himself blessed it upon you. It must come straight from the tap however, and cannot be drunk from a glass/cup/mug.
person 1: hey bro when did you brush your teeth last night?
person 2: about 9:30, and had a nice drink of tooth water
When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'
Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.
When the muscle in you're wheener jumps
My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.
The action of tooth fucking, commonly referred to as a "tooth job" is the action of putting your dick in someone's mouth and making them bite down, therefore fucking their teeth.
Dude I just had the best tooth fuck of my life man!