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You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.
P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!
"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"
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Symptom -
That awkward moment when two peoples feet touch under the table without intention. This scenario is worsened when it involves same sex heterosexual, family members or strangers. The two 'touchers' are left to wonder if it was intentional or an accident and this crisis becomes dramatically worse is eye contact is made directly after the even.
Treatment -
The touchers can rectify the situation with one of the following solutions -
1 immediately apologizes for kicking the other person, loud enough for the entire surrounding audience to hear
2 immediately leave the table for a considerable amount of time
3 remove the entire foot (note - do not then give the other 'toucher' the removed foot as this can, in some cultures, be a threatening sign)
Friend one - you know we went out for dinner last weekend
Friend two - ye?
Friend one - me and you dad foot touched
Friend two - what?!
Friend one - oh its ok though man, i've cut off the foot...
Friend two - nice! I was wondering why i was visiting you in hospital.
Friend one - ye its... wait, did we just...
Friend two - ... yup, pretty sure that was my foot...
Friend one - i KNEW i should have cut off both, god DAM it!
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when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.
Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.
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Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
Ipod Touch: Bend over.
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a term used when you lose an argument with an educated person and dont know what to say.
dumb person: ugh larries are so stupid, touch some grass!
smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!
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1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.
2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"
"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
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1. Someone who has down syndrome.
2. Someone who looks like they have down syndrome.
1."A bus lot of them came last night, all touched by the d"
2."Look at him, he looks like he's been touched by the D"
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