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A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.
When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.
I towel spit and my name is joe
a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)
1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???
UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM
2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.
"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"
A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
That guy is such a swass towel