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A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.
Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."
Mary: "That's what she said."
Ugly and unattractive feet; often consists of callouses, bunions, and toe jam.
Chris: Hey Fluxxy.
Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"
Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."
To smoke weed. (i.e trolls are green, blow them)
Hey Dylan, BLOW TROLLS!" "Hell yeah bruh got it right hurrrr
Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.
Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.
Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
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N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.
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This is technically not a troll, but someone who claims to be trolling when saying or posting something that is objectively offensive and consequently is called out. Whether they claim trolling or not depends on whether they are called out.
Person 1: *posts something racist about Mexico*
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.
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