Yogurt Truck

Dump a load of gizzm all over the slut.

Hey Dude, did you dump the yogurt truck last night??

Yeah man, she loved it!

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truck bed

1. Where Brennan places Laura.
2. Where hicks sleep.
3. Where milk gets curdy and kats get tipsy.

Brennan placed Laura in the truck bed while jacking off to his sister. (Hillbilly)

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Truck fart

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.

That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.

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Tit Truck

its when a man takes his dick and pushes the girls tits togather and, drives his dick between the boobs. making it seem like a truck is driving through a tunal of some sort

I gave that girl last night the longest and hardest tit truck, i think i gave her a flat.

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stay in the truck

In a situation when one party becomes confused or agitated or said party trying to rectify said situation only causes annoyance to the other party, in short “I have it under control, stop trying your meddling is making life more difficult than it need be.”

Person 1: what’s going on, who’s picking her up from school, where are my keys, when do we have to be there, did you call a babysitter!?!?!?

Person 2: BIT** STAY IN THE TRUCK YOUR MAKING ME CRAZY

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trucked up

something very bad often used when you get hurt or when something is messed up or retarted.

the movie untraceable is trucked up

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Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.

I like Hess Trucks

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