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a sick,sick joke they dont last
get the krux downlows they rule (i have neon pink)
eric koston is only fooling himself...
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Dump a load of gizzm all over the slut.
Hey Dude, did you dump the yogurt truck last night??
Yeah man, she loved it!
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A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.
That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.
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its when a man takes his dick and pushes the girls tits togather and, drives his dick between the boobs. making it seem like a truck is driving through a tunal of some sort
I gave that girl last night the longest and hardest tit truck, i think i gave her a flat.
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In a situation when one party becomes confused or agitated or said party trying to rectify said situation only causes annoyance to the other party, in short “I have it under control, stop trying your meddling is making life more difficult than it need be.”
Person 1: what’s going on, who’s picking her up from school, where are my keys, when do we have to be there, did you call a babysitter!?!?!?
Person 2: BIT** STAY IN THE TRUCK YOUR MAKING ME CRAZY
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something very bad often used when you get hurt or when something is messed up or retarted.
the movie untraceable is trucked up
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The safe word used by someone who’s obsessed with towing
Last nite the neighbors was going at it all I heard was him screaming tow truck and they stop he must of been his safe word
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